Cleanliness is next to......

What is it with men and bathroom hygiene ? I met this guy a while back and a he's a nice chap...So we went out on a couple of dates and all and he invited me to his house.
It was a typical guys crib, not very neat and not too untidy either, well I'm talking about the living room ( I had not seen the bedroom and kitchen ) so I needed to use the bathroom and he showed me where the good ole' WC was and when I went in...BEHOLD !!!!
The bathroom was a damn BIOHAZARD mess waiting to happen - All the ingredients for making a dirty bomb were literally present in that 5 by 5 room !!

I was debating whether to kaza mkojo and go home to relieve thyself OR jus bite the bullet and pee...my bladder was in no mood for this sort of discussion so this mama had to answer to nature's call - but I must say that these pretty cheeks ( and not the ones on my face ) did NOT touch the toilet seat !

When I think of it... my pose, which was half standing, half squatting in the bathroom, resembled that of a guy in a relay race waiting for that baton to be passed on to him.

With the deed done, I made my way back to the living room and whatever evil mischief I thought might transpire between me and dude had been flushed down the toilet ( pun intended )

In this day and age of Chlorox , Jik ( depending from which hemisphere U're in ) toilet brushes and gloves... bathroom maintenance should be easy !

So my question is to you fellas...what is it with U guys and not keeping your bathrooms clean ??